if opposites attract why aren’t i covered in hot people right now
if i ever met satan the first thing i would say is “did it hurt…when you fell from heaven??” It would be hilarious. The next thing I would do is probably burst into flame and get impaled dozens of times but it would still be hilarious
i hate crying myself to sleep because you are not worth any tear i spend
people who dont wet their toothbrush before using it are strange and should not be trusted
Where is the “stepped on lego” or “stepped on pronged plug”?
getting ready for the first day of school like
ive stolen this line and used it so many times