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♚ king ♚

aarontreble:

When you say something bad about your self and your friends agree

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zayny:

populardad:

there is a difference between people who are smart and people who get good grades

good thing i’m both

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humorking:

my hobbies include looking at text posts and wondering how i didn’t think of them first

how do i stop growing up this isn’t fun anymore

teatattoo:

NOTHING BETTER THAN SHOWERING AND PUTTING ON A BIG TSHIRT AND GETTING INTO BED WITH CLEAN SHEETS LITERALLY NOTHING DON’T FIGHT ME ON THIS

tokayy:

get READY for neopets dot com to…………….INVADE tumblr 

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agonizingtheorist:

You know what I hate? When people get pissed off when you tell them you don’t want them to touch you. Like excuse me, I don’t actually want you to touch my arm. I don’t want a hug right now. I don’t give a shit if you’re family. I don’t care if the phrase “I don’t want to be touched” puts you off. Just don’t fucking touch me.

jerkidiot:

to infinity and beyond done with this fucking school year

Chemistry more like cheMYSTERY because i have no idea what’s going on

nudqe:

"white people can’t danc-"

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"white people can’t twer-"

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matberninger:

my life is just one unattainable dark-haired guy after another 

dion-thesocialist:

funny story: this scene was actually improvised. the script originally called for pikachu to roll over onto his side and deliver a line that went “good battling today ash. can we get ihop in the morning?” but during filming, pikachu started thinking about how his real life trainer never hugged him and also will smith’s dad, so he delivered this amazing performance all off the top of his head. the animator was like whoa wtf. what a brilliant moment.

dion-thesocialist:

funny story: this scene was actually improvised. the script originally called for pikachu to roll over onto his side and deliver a line that went “good battling today ash. can we get ihop in the morning?” but during filming, pikachu started thinking about how his real life trainer never hugged him and also will smith’s dad, so he delivered this amazing performance all off the top of his head. the animator was like whoa wtf. what a brilliant moment.

refridgerator:

my netflix wasn’t working so i called the netflix dude and after he fixed it he said let’s try it out and see if it worked so we watched an hour long movie together and idk i think it was a date