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♚ king ♚

octobore:

wow I can’t believe the Jonas Brothers aren’t brothers anymore

chinjiikari:

walking to the side of pokemon trainers and talking to them first so you feel in control

trencly:

tips on how to properly enter my room:

  1. do not

beyoncescock:

"whats your sexuality?" "money"

tagged: +miranda 

theperfectnacho:

unslain:

its 1am on a thursday morning and instead of sleeping, all i can think about is the taste of your lips

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asmilinggoddess:

this show is incredible

tagged: +oitnb 

percypan:

THIS GUY JUST ASKED ME WHAT MY NAME WAS AND I DIDNT UNDERSTAND WHAT HE SAID SO I SAID 4:45

audize:

Who the hell is dale

audize:

Who the hell is dale

dietchola:

this guy at my school wears really short shorts all the time and i asked him why he doesn’t wear normal cut shorts and he said “if the sky is out, then my thighs are out” god bless

misfit-pirate-ship:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

me in the grocery store when my mom escapes

escapes

misfit-pirate-ship:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

me in the grocery store when my mom escapes

escapes