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jennstarkid:

jennstarkid:

jennstarkid:

I AM LAUGHING SO HARD WHO IS THIS GUY YOU HAVE THE WRONG NUMBER

oh my god i cant stop laughing though this guy


gUYS OH MY GOD STOP TEXTING HIM I AM SCARED NOW

jennstarkid:

jennstarkid:

jennstarkid:

I AM LAUGHING SO HARD WHO IS THIS GUY YOU HAVE THE WRONG NUMBER

imageoh my god i cant stop laughing though this guy

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gUYS OH MY GOD STOP TEXTING HIM I AM SCARED NOW

oknope:

doing a math question on a multiple choice test and getting an answer that isnt even listed as one of the choices

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gnarly:

I have 4 personalities:

1. When I’m alone

2. When I’m around friends

3. When I’m around my parents

4. When I’m around someone I like

clitpotle:

her face is saying “worth it.”

clitpotle:

her face is saying “worth it.”

senorhoudini:

when your parents tell you your relatives are coming over.

senorhoudini:

when your parents tell you your relatives are coming over.

apuarius:

Today my dad told me he was hungry and I looked at him and said “hey hungry I’m daughter” and he was kinda shocked

10knotes:

What even are cats?
WE MAY NEVER TRULY KNOW

10knotes:

What even are cats?

WE MAY NEVER TRULY KNOW

what state do you live in?
Anonymous

grilledcheezed:

constant fear

cashier: need any bags?
me: no thanks i have plenty under my eyes

treatsandsuch:

when you overhear your name in a conversation

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